Brave Sir Robin
Lucky Reginal Vast Deverance is a nuclear scientist in love with Mafia boss Enrico Marx, who is himself married to Conchita McBeth, a lively belly dancer in the Belgium Disco, whose manager, Barely Ivan Crab, has a naked daughter Jennis, engaged to J. J. Spin, a New York private detective, employed by elegant Lora Herring, to trace the missing million pound bidet, that Hitler gave to Eva Braun, as a Bar-Mitzvah present during a state visit to Crufts, and which remained hidden until the world cup referee, Horse Jenkinson, was found hanged in a New Jersey tenement, with the plans of a Russian secret weapon, partially tattooed on his elbow. In Brisbane, the Brain brothers, Nicky and Vance, torture a Mayfair czechologist, who reveals to Dorom Brain, in a tender and emotional death scene, that his hair is not his own.
Meanwhile, the Ken-Torrin Eleventh has trapped Hoskie Mathilda Tritt on a sticky near Hastings. And she revealed all, before enforcing the fellow on her. Peter Neaselwang and Sara Garfunkel arrive just in time with the Welsh police and the Helly Orchestra, and proceed to sing a love song, which allows Doctor Indara McDormont just enough time to cross the Alps into Geneva, where he meets Con Rat, a Kong-Fu fanatic and cat lover, who frivolously shoots him, but not before introducing him to lively intelligence Norwegian Widow Larry Krint, who shows him her inner thigh, where he finds the address of a good French restaurant, and unexpectedly meets Gabriel O'Makizmo, an ex-Korean plastic surgeon, whose frankly blond assistant Sally Lesbit is now the half brother of a distant cousin of Rave Born Ding Ding a Dong, the Eurovision song, and owner of the million pound bidet, given by Hitler to Eva Braun, as a Bar-Mitzvah present during a state visit to Crufts, and which remained hidden, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
This day now doob.
Meanwhile, Harold and Victor Mayway the Third discover a newfound love for each other in a flashback near Devon, where they meet up with Daugen Bob, the Metropolitan policeman, who surprisingly turns out to be in this film after all, who kills everyone, and live happily ever after.
The tale of Sir Robin…
So, each of the knights,
went their separate ways.
Sir Robin rode North,
through the dark forest of Huing,
accompanied by his favorite minstrel.