Jokes

In the vast metropolitan of Gaza there lived two young lovers. One night the boy took the girl to the city's main square.

When they got there she asked what were they doing. The boy said he took her out to see the stars. "Stars?" she asked. "In the middle of a metropolitan? And what about the light position?"

"You're right" — said the boy, and put out the candle.

This girl came to me in the park yesterday, said she'll show me her boobs for a hundred bucks. I asked how old she was, and she said fourteen. So I asked her where are her parents, and she pointed at them. They were just fifty yards away, walking their dog.

So I went to ask them where the closest ATM was.

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I got to the kindergarten to pick up my daughter. A new keeper-aid came to the gate, and said:

"Good afternoon, sir. Are you expecting a child?"

"No" — I said — "I am just fat."

The young woman wrinkled her nose in distain, and asked: "Which of the children is yours, sir?"

"Well" — I said — "I haven't decided yet."

The aid wrinkled her nose to the other side, in something close to insult. I felt bad for her, and added: "Shelly Barkly. I am here for her."

"Oh" — said the young woman, examining me calmly — "it is quite alright. Her father picked her up twenty minutes ago."

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